Steven Seagal got it right, shut up and watch!

HQ Download @ IGN.com
[via IGN]

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Official, you know…because that other trailer for Robert Rodriguez’s Mexploitation fest Machete was highly illegal

[via IGN]

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I guess the school girl theme has already been worn out to the limit, so our Japanese gore friends decided to pick another fetish nice for their next project as you can see in this English subtitled trailer for Go Ohara’s (Geisha vs. Ninjas) Gothic & Lolita Psycho.
Yoshihiro Nishimura (Tokyo Gore Police, The Ancient Dogoo Girl, RoboGeisha, Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl etc.) will take care of the thriftless use of fake blood spraying from all kind of open wounds…

Synopsis via Nippon Cinema:

Yuki (Gravure Idol Rina Akiyama) is a girl who lives at home in peace, until one day a unit of assassins breaks in and slaughters her mother.

In order to reveal the truth behind the seemingly senseless murder, Yuki transforms herself into a demon of vengeance by donning gothic lolita clothing, wielding a parasol as a deadly weapon, and executing the guilty in the name of God.

[via Nippon Cinema]

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Don’t fuck with the Mexican!

[via AICN]

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If you’re reading the same genre sites as I do, you’ve probably already seen this, but I just couldn’t pass this load of trash. In Big Tits Zombie from director Takao Nakano, AV talent Sora Aoi and some of her colleagues star as strippers (of course) who have to fight every undead Japanese cliche the country (and the limited budget) has to offer…

Synopsis:

Rena Jodo (Sora Aoi) is a stripper who just got back from Mexico and she has been offered a gig at a hot spring resort. When she arrives, she finds a deserted country town. There’s hardly anyone in the audience at the strip club and all the other strippers, including Ginko (Risa Kasumi), Maria (Mari Sakurai), Nene (Tamayo) and Dana (Io Aikawa) are all bored stiff. They don’t know what to do with their time and they are on the verge of fighting each other.

When they decide to go down to the basement of the club to kill time, Maria finds a “Book of the Dead” near “the Well of the Spirit.” But who could have imagined the horror and panic that find would bring? Maria’s reading of the book out loud has somehow revived the dead and zombies start appearing all over the world attacking mankind. It’s Hell in the real world!

Dana and Nene are bitten by the zombies and they turn into living dead who attack Rena and Ginko. The poor big‐bosomed babes have no choice but to fight against Maria who now rules the zombies and tries to establish a kingdom of zombies. Rena and Ginko have to challenge Maria and the hordes of zombies! And how does the Blue Demon Devil (Minoru Torihada) fit in?

[via Twitch]

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First trailer for the trash feast Alien vs. Ninja [IMDb] from Seiji Chiba and Yuji Shimomura coming from genre studio Sushi Typhoon that announced to delight us with more of these gems in the next few months.

Synopsis (like we even care):

Once upon a time in Japan, there was a band of great Ninja warriors led by Yamata called Iga Ninja. One day they witness a flash in the sky and a roaring giant ball of fire crashes into the distant forest. The warriors rush into the deep woods in an attempt to identify the mysterious fireball. There, instead of finding predictable enemies, they are stunned to face never-seen-before creatures with claws and fangs, the aliens! The hungry brutal aliens start to savage and feast on the Ninja warriors, leaving only a few to survive. Yamata and his warriors swear to avenge their comrades’ deaths and risk their lives to challenge the aliens. However, none of the Ninja weapons, neither their swords nor their throwing stars, has any affect on the alien warriors.
Now the Japanese greatest Iga Ninja face the biggest challenge ever!

[via Sushi Typhoon @ Facebook]

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The kind user sugerpotspottt has uploaded the first two episodes of Japanese TV series The Ancient Dogoo Girl, which is co-produced by Machine Girl and RoboGeisha director Noboru Iguchi, to his YouTube channel. Here’s a part from the second episode that will lead to massive brain melting on standard Western brains after a few minutes. Thank god that there are no subtitles available!

Video has been removed…

[via @dannychoo]

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[via @wildgrounds]

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Art School – Lost Control Music Video

[via Dread Central & RoboGeisha Blog]

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Here’s the second trailer for Noboru Iguchi and Yoshihiro Nishimura’s RoboGeisha. It’s not quite as long and crazy as the first one, but at least it features that crazy voice over again…

[via Quiet Earth]

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